Crazed Country Rebel
(from the live show)
Well, I was rollin' by myself, went down to Memphis, Tennessee and I was lookin' for a guy who had a mullet and no teeth and I was trippin' on some acid a latino gave to me Hey, I was smokin' morphine 'til it knocked me off my feet Then I scored some "H" from my old Uncle Pete now I'm startin' to feel like I might've ODed On an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten and I love gettin' high - hate bein' low and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road and I'm workin' real hard, tryin' to get paid 'cause I'm a crazed country rebel from the lone star state Somehow I made it up to Texas with a carload full of grass and I'm seeing all these pigs who wanna bust my ass and I'm always livin' hard - always smokin' weed now I'm hangin' out in Texas drinkin' mushroom tea and I'm fucked up on the floor - think I know why, must've been some of that Boone county moonshine and an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten and I love gettin' high - hate bein' low and I'm always about stayin' on this road and I'm workin' real hard, tryin' to get paid 'cause I'm a crazed country rebel and I'm driftin' state to state I tried to get up off the floor, tried to get myself in line 'cause the ceiling's talkin' to me, and the pisser's flushin' fire That's why they call me 'full throttle' - I like a good time it all started at a bar with a friend of mine Had to hook me up - he said he'd blow my mind I've been up for four days so cut me out another line of an overdose of drugs, overdose of sin I'm gonna live it to the fullest like I'm on ten I love bein' high - hate bein' low and I like to drive my truck down a muddy dirt road and I'm workin' real hard, tryin to get paid 'cause I'm a crazed country rebel from the lone star state