Dick In Dixie
(from the live show)
Well some say I'm not country and that's just fine with me 'Cause I don't wanna be country with some faggot looking over at me They say that I'm ill-mannered that I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' you'll know that pop country really sucks So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie and the "cunt" back in country 'Cause the kind of country I hear now days is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me They say that I'm ill-mannered that I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' you'll know that pop country really sucks Well we're losing all the outlaws that had to stand their ground and they're being replaced by these kids from a manufactured town And they don't have no idea about sorrow and woe 'Cause they're all just too damn busy kissin' ass on Music Row So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie and the "cunt" back in country 'Cause the kind of country I hear nowdays is a bunch of fuckin' shit to me And they say that I'm ill-mannered that I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinkin' you'll know that pop country really sucks And if you know what I'm thinkin' you'll know that pop country really sucks